(all genuine, with citations)

“What a legend Johnnie Ingram is.”
Matthew Crosby, Pappy's

“Confirmed - Johnnie is awesome.”
McVitie’s Jaffa Cakes

“… the cooler, British version of myself.”
Johnnie Ingram

Michael Legge

“a pale, doughy-looking fatso”
Centigonos, YouTube

“For a nerd, you're not very smart.”
22acaciaavenew, YouTube

“For 80's hits try Meat (space) Loaf.”
Cameron Esposito

“Be serious (can you?)”
Sir Terry Pratchett

Michael Legge (again)